"Must like cats" (best of CL?)

"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
08/10/2017 at 10:29 • Filed to: Craigslist, Eclipse, sweet love

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Brian, The Life of > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:29

In case this gem is deleted:

Kinja'd!!!

diplodicus > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:34

Let me get some of whatever that guys on.

Two additions and let’s greenlight it:

“We will rename my penis ‘Cannon’ not after the beach where we make love, but after the sheer power contained within.”

Needs more “Ore-gasm” puns

I like how he separated drugs and nitrous oxide lol

Nibby > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:35

Kinja'd!!!

Rico > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:39

WHOSE MANS IS THIS

19JRC99 > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:39

“Nitrous Oxide is okay”

I wonder if when he...um... finishes, will he scream “NAWS!” like Vin Diesel when the Eclipse blew up?

Wait....Eclipse.... I didn’t even think about that.

To the poster of the ad: You’d BETTER scream “NAWS!”

random001 > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:41

I hope this works out for him....

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Shit, I thought that was implied from the start.

Brian, The Life of > random001
08/10/2017 at 10:44

I’d really like an update from the guy

AuthiCooper1300 > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:46

Strong, pure, lethal, alignment with the Sun... I wonder if he is into the Thule-Gesellschaft thing?

This... individual is a disgrace to all cat-loving people.

random001 > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 10:51

Right?!

Chariotoflove > Brian, The Life of
08/10/2017 at 11:38

Brilliant. As his editor, I would have truncated the last line and just left it at “Must like cats”. Then it would be perfect (purrfect?)